-It will be tomorrow, the big day, tomorrow will be the day that everything will change for me!
I still can't put into words what I was feeling, how could I express it? How does someone say all the emotions they feel when they are going to declare? There's no way to explain.
-Thank God I had time to plan everything perfectly, the ideal plan, you know how this is going to work out.
-Do I really need to hear this? - My sister said looking at me with a boring face, despite realizing her lack of interest I totally ignored all her signs.
-Obviously yes, pay attention, first part of my plan, the approach, don't wait, lack enthusiasm in the phrase, "THE APPROACH" - today I realize that emphasizing didn't make so much sense, my God, how dumb I was back then.
-Stop stalling and talk soon, I have a lot of things to do Art...
-Stop being boring, and listen - it really didn't matter how much she wanted to leave, I was going to ignore it and keep talking...
-You take a long time, you have 5 minutes to tell me everything before I get up and go take out the trash, I really have a lot of things to do tomorrow and I would love to go ahead today.
- Okay, I get it, listen...
There was so much enthusiasm at the time that I told her to listen all the time, as if she were deaf.
-I'm going to sleep well, when I wake up I'm going to take a nice bath and...
-Art, can you skip the details?
-The details are important, after taking a shower I will select the best perfume, with the best combination of clothes to look totally stylish, and it's also good that I apply a lot of deodorant, why have you ever thought about talking to her stinking? God forbid... -the more I talked about my plans the more my sister rolled her eyes, but not because she was a bad person, because she was a person who cared a lot about me, how do I know? Well, you will understand.
Right after I detailed for about 10 minutes every thing I'm going to do, even how I'm going to tie my shoelaces, I started talking about my ideal plan that was impossible to fail.
-Okay, now the interesting part, after I get to school, I'll wait for the break time so I can deliver the ring and declare myself to her, this is the perfect time - I couldn't help but notice my sister's disagreement.
-What's it?
-Anything...-Say, you can talk...
-I don't think your plan will work.
-why wouldn't you?
-First you will approach her at the beginning of the break, do you have a problem Art? – She spoke as if this idea was a bad one, I couldn't understand her.
-It's the perfect moment, I already said, it's just that I didn't tell you I bought this - I took from the drawer that was next to me a thin gift-wrapped box, a flashy golden package with a red ribbon with a different and beautiful knot that I passed few hours learning on Youtube.
- Hey, hey, what do you think? - I told her with small raised eyebrows showing my confidence.
- IT'S? What have inside? - Obviously my sister responded in the best way possible, with total disinterest.
-A box of chocolate from a foreign brand, imported from Sweden, a real chocolate, of the highest standard...
-Imbecile... - Free and unnecessary, as always.
-Uh, why?
-Spending money on that arrogant girl... - Free, and with necessity, as always.
-Hey hey hey, don't speak ill of her, I ask respect for my future bride.
-Ha, bride, you will only marry her when you can see aliens swimming in the clouds...
-Stop being so negative, you should support me.-For supporting you and thinking about your good that I tell you, you are doing the biggest shit of your life - a funny information, she was right.
-Art, pay attention, I'm going to tell you a few things and I ask you to listen to me, ok?
-You can talk
-First, don't declare yourself at the break, if she refuses you, you'll have to spend the entire break staring at people who know about your failure and making fun of you...
-How can you be so sure of that?
-Because I would be one of the people who would be laughing at you, possibly.
-Thanks for the support, best sister you in the world that I have – despite having said it with sarcasm, I was right but without sarcasm.
-It doesn't matter, now "listen to me", don't give her the chocolate, eat it or whatever, but don't give it to her - learn one thing in life, when someone gives you honest advice listen, no matter how right you are , you will be wrong and you will be deceived.
-It's her favorite, I researched, and despite that chocolate is very, very expensive. It's also not important, it's a waste not to give it to her - again, when I spoke my sister got a little irritated, what she hates the most is someone who counters all her lines, as if she always had to speak last, and good , I was just a little bit like that, but just a little bit.
She soon got up and grabbed my shoulders as she sighed, trying to possibly keep calm.
-Art, you know in your heart that this is not going to work.-I know in my heart that it will work.
-You've only spoken to her two or three times in your life, stop being an idiot – I don't even need to comment.
- Those were precious times for me.
-But not for her, I bet she doesn't even know your name.
-Even if not, no one is born knowing the name of the spouse right?
-You're going to give her a ring and chocolate Art, a damn RING!!! – why not hand over the ring? I still don't understand, of everything I agreed with my sister, this is the only thing I disagree with, the ring is perfect, it's all silver with some flower designs, very pretty.
-What's wrong with the ring?
-You don't give a ring to someone who just fell in love, to someone who doesn't have contact and doesn't always talk, and especially to someone you're going to ask on a date.
-First of all, handing over the ring is something classy, and it shows that I want to take the relationship seriously.
-Class? Take seriously? How is she going to take you seriously if the ring box is a matchbox? – she has a point.
-In my defense, my money ran out of chocolate, so I had to improvise, but it was charming, admit it – it was better if I didn't even try to defend myself.
-Really, very charming, a matchbox with a glued paper written "Rebecca" full of little hand-drawn hearts.
You could feel the sarcasm from afar, it was so much sarcasm that it stopped being sarcasm, it became something worse that I still don't know what.
- So you make it look like something negative.
-IT'S BECAUSE IT'S ARTHUR!Amazing how obvious the signs were that I should stop, but it all passed me by unnoticed, I looked like a blind man with the sound at the highest volume going down a hill at a thousand an hour, and my sister was the person who tried to save me screaming at me stop the car, but I didn't hear...
-Art listens to me, listens to me, and listens to me, ok? – Learn how to do the famous “go in one ear and out the other”.
-Okay, I'm all ears.
-Your plan is bad, you didn't consider the most important factor.
-What is?
-Rebecca is an arrogant being who only cares about herself, no matter how perfect you execute this plan, when you get to her it will go down the drain, you know?
-Wait, wait a minute... - The change in her face was noticeable, thinking that I understood what I was saying -... I thought I told you not to speak ill of her...
Her desire to punch me in the face was so strong that if I had been there I would have hit myself too, but what a stupid boy.
-You want to know Arthur, do what you want, do what you want, I'm tired, but know that when you're crying I'll be laughing, listen to that - She soon got up with her hands slightly raised, I believe it was her trying to hold so you don't punch me.
-I'm leaving, I can't look at your face, I'm going to sleep you useless Donkey - she left and slammed the door, very loud by the way, and I was slightly afraid of being beaten, I spoke very softly so she wouldn't hear.
-You are stupid who forgot to take out the trash.
-Actually, let me sleep soon, the sooner I sleep the sooner I wake up and put my plan into practice, I also need to sleep well and take the sleep of beauty, I can't find the destined one with crow's feet in my eyes, have you thought, What madness, God forbid.
I soon jumped into bed and tried to sleep, but I was too electric and excited, so guess what? Yes, I sleep, how? I can't explain this either, I can be anyhow if I lie down in my bed something makes me sleep like a baby, as if breathing close to the bed is enough to sleep, it seems like magic.Yeah, that day dawn was going to be the worst day of my life, well, so far, I haven't lived long to have worse days, but make no mistake, this story I'm telling is not a love story that will give everything right in the end, not even a sad story that all goes wrong, let alone a story that i meet another nice girl i date her then i get married and live happily ever after, make no mistake my life is not cliché the truth is that this is a story of... Well... It's a story of... Actually I don't really know what this story is about... But we can consider for now that it's a horror story, or those mysteries that have murders, only in this one you will already know who the killer is...
I won't be too long, let me go on, where did I stop? Oh yes, when I slept, well, there's nothing more to add to that, I slept and then woke up many hours later, and when I woke up...
-ah what a beautiful day good morning sun, good morning world, oh oh what a pleasant day, I will wear a suit and think about my speech to talk to my subjects, and I will think of a poem for my queen as I deliver this beautiful ring to her.. ..
I looked at where I had left the ring, and look how surprised it was, it wasn't there anymore, where is it?
-What the fuck!
[To be continued]
Translated by google translator
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